Darcy: I’ve got to tell you, Poppins, I don’t know how you came about this ridiculous idea, but it’s fairly…well -- ridiculous.
Poppins: I came about it through common sense, Darcy. There’s plenty of evidence.
Darcy: Well then, name one.
Poppins: Well, I’ve managed to popularize shite children’s ditties.
Darcy: Well I’ve managed to romanticize the idea of men being arses to women.
Poppins: I’ve transcended film and have broken into literature.
Darcy: Literature? Ha!
Poppins: Well that term’s subjective.
Darcy: If you say so -- but you do realize I’ve transcended classical literature into television -- a very popular miniseries which was then translated into modern literature -- literature that is, I’ll have you know, the basis of a very popular modern film? With a sequel?
Poppins: Bloody hormonal females.
Darcy: Now, now, Mary, just because you’re losing the argument --
Poppins: I haven’t lost anything -- I’ve just remembered that I’ve got a hit on Broadway. Ha!
Darcy: Well, I’ve been adapted into Bollywood.
Poppins: I make the bloody medicine go down, for chrissakes!
Darcy: I save damsels in distress.
Poppins: I save children from their ill breeding!
Darcy: I stop children from breeding before the proper nuptuals.
Poppins: Blast it -- listen, I bloody well fly.
Darcy: Not on your own, you don’t.
Poppins: What’s that got to do with it? I still do.
Darcy: Well, it’s got everything to do with it. For example if I do this -- how will you get it back?
Poppins: Darcy! Give me back my umbrella, you snot-nosed ponce!

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Just a fun idea Ive had in my noggin for quite some time. Finally got around to doing it. Boy, did I love Big Ben until I had to draw it. Bloody pain in the arse, that building. Darcy's always fun though.

technical: ink (drawn) and watercolour (painted, obviously) on fabriano pastel paper. not sure about the dimensions. messed with saturation and contrast a bit after I scanned. my scanner likes to wash out colour these days. i got it somewhat close to the original.